[F16Fighter]

Perhaps if Jennings, draped into the pastel blue of the UN was fired out of an underground silo in the Dakotas would I have watched ABC's version of a July 4th "Special". In that case, I may even have taped it....

[Big Dan]

Luckily I missed that special, but I would not have been surprised to see Jennings pull a "Bono", opening his jacket to reveal an American flag sewn in the lining.

Then add Bono's greasy smirk with Jennings' blinking and finger-rubbing, and the barf alert would be complete.