[4Freedom]

I had a Cocker Spaniel that suffered a herniated disc, when she was 8, that paralyzed her hind quarters.

A successful emergency surgery, 3 months of rehabilitation and she ran around like a puppy for 6 more years.

Any person that would have dared to try to put a rope around her neck wouldn't have breathed one more breath on this earth.

I wouldn't have traded those 6 years of joy that little dog brought my family for a whole lifetime with 10 women, that had hearts that could bring themselves to commit a heinous act like that, even if they looked like your 'dream woman' there.

It sounds like you deserve a woman like that, though. Just don't turn your back on her and sleep with one eye open.

[Tennessee_Bob]

I had a Cocker Spaniel

Sounds like you had a pet, not a food source.

Just don't turn your back on her and sleep with one eye open.

Yep, they're reknown for their cannabilism.