[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Well, the diesel fumes would probably prevent the spotted owl from bonding with her eggs as closely as she should.

You have a point there.

Terribly un-PC to say this, but I understand that Spotted Owl Flambe is exellent, especially when served with a nice Cabernet or Sangiovese.

[Wm Bach]

I understand that Spotted Owl Flambe is exellent, especially when served with a nice Cabernet or Sangiovese.

I can't take you seriously. Everyone knows you serve white wine with fowl.