[B-Chan]

THE ATHEIST / MATERIALIST / OBJECTIVIST PLEDGE

I pledge allegiance to myself,
the united atoms of Me,
and to the self-awareness* which they support:
one will,
beholden to none but my own desires,
and to hell with the rest of you losers.

* strict materialists, please substitute "illusory self-awareness" here.

[concerned about politics]

I pledge allegiance to myself,

LOL. Thanks. That's so funny.

[belleoftheball414]

Brilliant. : D