[BlazingArizona]

I pledge allegiance to the Hammer and Sickle Banner, and to the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals for which it stands, forcing us to be one Nation under government, divided by gender, race, class, poiltics, sexual orientation, smoking preference, weight, wastewater usage, and income, with taxation and wacky court decisions for all.

[Burr5]

State Department Pledge: "I pledge allegiance to the doctrine of Palestinian Nationalism, and to the peace, which it will forever promise, one vision, unhampered by facts, undetered by short-sighted presidents, with diplomatic make-work, and cushy jobs for all".