Or, as Thor was fond of saying, "I've lost my Mojo."
But seriously, all of the Sith guys use their powers in conjunction with the lightsaber. Dooku, Vader, Maul, all used their sith powers in conjunction with wielding their lightsabers. All of the Jedi, used either the force, or just their lightsabers. So The Dark Side of the Force, is the ability to multi-task, which is what Microsoft is all about. Microsoft makes windows, in which you can multi-task, as well as all of the Mac Software, and Linux, so really technology is the dark side of the force.
I need a real job.
Or, as Thor was fond of saying, "I've lost my Mojo."
He didn't lose it, exactly. Loki stole it and hid it.