"What is so hard about a yes/no question? "
Our systems of laws are more complex than the simplistic formulations of libertines. Some alcoholic beverages are legal, some aren't. Some drugs are legal, some aren't.
How amusing, Roscoe can't answer a simple yes/no question, how embarassing. He posits drugs are eveil. Then acknowleges alcohol is also evil. When asked if alcohol should be illegal (the logical next step), he gives an answer out of Mrs Swan on Mad TV. OK, let's pin hi slittle mind down.
ROSCOE: Bacardi 151 is one of the most deadly alcohol concoctions out there, equivalent in destructive power to Marijuana. Do you, not the government, but you Roscoe believe it should be illegal? YES or NO?