[Gillmeister]

If Billy Bubba were still President, what would he do? He would be on TV, biting his lower lip, and telling America not to worry, he'll take care of it,he would go back to the Oval Office, order a pizza, wait for Monica to finish her business, and wonder about the Vast Right Wing.......

[Wolfstar]

He would also be apologizing for the U.S. all over the Islamic nations.