[mhking]

And where on the chromosome bees that gene?

A running joke I have with my mother (an English and Social Studies teacher at a high school in Gary, IN) is how to conjugate the verb, "to be," in "ghetto-speak":

I be,
You be,
He be,
She be,
It be,
All o' y'all be...

What's sad about that, is that there are some that believe that sort of conjugation to be true...

[Poohbah]

How to properly conjugate a verb:

I am firm.

You are stubborn.

That guy over their is a pigheaded fool who couldn't change his mind with two tons of dynamite.