You're absolutely correct. It sounds entirely maybe likely could be possible that the Swedish Bikini Team might somehow be involved, and I'll begin a complete and exhaustive probe of them at once, giving them particularly close scrutiny and a hands-on investigation with as close attention to detail as I can manage, even going undercover, if necessary.
It's a dirty job; but I have just the sort of mind required for this sort of thing and look forward to getting to the bottom of them, er, ah, this....
Uff da! Opp och nyed!
The things we have to do for our security!