Posted on 05/21/2002 7:32:04 AM PDT by LarryLied
One reason why congress should get no classified information from the Bush administration:
I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold Nadler. Yeah, can you believe it? Even with this insane website on the internet, they still let me work for a United States Congressman! As my good friend and inspiration, Yakov Smirnov, used to say -- "Vhat a country!"ME
Whattya wanna know about Da Schmeltz?
Welcome To The Professional World of Eric Schmeltzer
Please hire me!! Check it out! I'm good!
WACKY
Oh man, I don't know if you can handle... THE LINKS!
A futher sampling of Eric Schmeltzer's web site:
NAME:
Eric M. Schmeltzer, D.A. (Doctorus Amori (The Love Doctor)AGE:
Old Enough to drink, have sex, and shoot a gun. 26. (June 3, 1975 -- A Very Funky Year, Indeed)GENDER:
All man, baby. ALLLLLLLLL man.SIZE:
Why? Am I making you horny? Let's shag, baby!It's not the size, but how I use it. But I will tell you I'm 6'2".
And I have elephantitis of the genitals. YEAH, BABY!! YEAH!!
FAMOUS?
You bet your patootie I am!! Check out what Don King once called my "multitudilicious quotationiacal offericiciousnessly ponderouslings..."
All you need do is check out the google.com search on me! My monkey-ass is all over the place! Me on other pages, quoted in the news, etc.
Being fat is no crime
think of Santa,
think of uh, Ben.So let me admonish you,
congressmen Nadler's stupendous girth,
should not inspire your pedestrian mirth!Stifle your jeers, gaffaws and smirks,
it don't mean nothing to this procine jerk.He's on TV, he speaks his mind,
though smarmy his speech, he's kind
of stupid, dont'cha think?He's full of himself, he cannot see
beyond his next plate of greeen eggs and ham
(and jelly filled donuts, cream cheese and bagels,
toast and jam, or whatever it takes)To make simple fun of such jowls as his,
that flap to air such wonderous thoughts,
is to tempt the most tepid of devotees
to jump on your stuff and squash you like
peas.Regard the corpulent servent of the people,
the fine swine of his time, no more, no less.
Appointed in good order to trounce all the rest,
and feed at the trough til sated at last!
Liberals are soooo stupid. Its not sporting to flush them out of their little hidey-holes. But it is fun.
Nam Vet
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