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16 Bumperstickers you'll never see in Berkeley, California
Vanity | May 6, 2002 | Monti Cello

Posted on 05/06/2002 9:04:32 PM PDT by Monti Cello

In the spirit of mean-spirited liberalism, have a little fun flipping over the leftist boilerplate with some 21st century automotive sloganeering!

I’M A LAW-ABIDING GUN OWNER
YOU CAN THANK ME LATER

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY:
WHERE IDIOCY MEETS POWER

AN ENVIRONMENTALIST ON THE HIGHWAY
IS A PREACHER IN A WHOREHOUSE

FEED THE WORLD WITH
ORGANIC FARMING?
WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!

LEFTISTS ARE ANTI-CAPITALISM, ANTI-DEFENSE AND ANTI-FREEDOM
BUT NEVER ACCUSE THEM OF BEING ANTI-AMERICAN

SOCIALISM SUCKS
COULD 100 MILLION MURDERED
PEASANTS ALL BE WRONG?

HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR
CONSTITUTION LATELY?

WATCH OUT FOR LEFTISTS DRIVING
THEY’VE GOT A HUGE BLIND SPOT

CLITORECTOMIZE BIN LADEN

KEEP YOUR MORALS OFF MY PAYCHECK!
SUPPORT CHOICE IN CHARITY
END THE WELFARE STATE NOW

ABORTION PREVENTS
CONGENITAL LIBERALISM

HONK IF YOU’RE AN ENVIRONMENTALIST
I COULD USE A GOOD LAUGH
(you’d have to be crazy to use this one!)

THANK BILL CLINTON
FOR THE CHINESE NUKES
POINTED AT YOUR CHILDREN

ALASKA: LET’S DRILL IT!

HITLER WAS A SOCIALIST

ABORTION’S NO BIG DEAL
EXCEPT FOR ALL THE DEAD BODIES


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1 posted on 05/06/2002 9:04:32 PM PDT by Monti Cello
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To: Monti Cello
I USED TO BE LIBERAL
THEN I GREW UP

HUCK FILLARY

2 posted on 05/06/2002 9:31:31 PM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: Monti Cello
Another you won't see:

I Pledge Allegiance To the Flag of the United States...

3 posted on 05/06/2002 9:37:04 PM PDT by Drango
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To: Monti Cello
Spotted in Top Dog (owned by libertarian), Berkeley --

Man Boils At Zero Degrees Freedom.

It's always been one of my favorites.

4 posted on 05/06/2002 9:37:43 PM PDT by Bonaparte
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To: Monti Cello
Another great one, spotted in supermarket parking lot, Berkeley --

Stop The Slaughter.
Boycott Baby Oil!

5 posted on 05/06/2002 9:40:06 PM PDT by Bonaparte
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To: Monti Cello
My all time favorite is

"AFTER ALL THE TREE'S ARE GONE !!!!!
I WILL WIPE MY A$$ WITH THE SPOTTED OWL"

6 posted on 05/06/2002 9:52:06 PM PDT by MJY1288
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To: Bonaparte
What about Oil of Old Lady?
7 posted on 05/06/2002 9:53:47 PM PDT by Constitutional_Republican
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To: Monti Cello
Keep On Working- Millions on Welfare Depend on It
8 posted on 05/06/2002 9:54:26 PM PDT by herewego
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To: Monti Cello
Saturday wife and I driving 101 through Marin County. I almost crashed the car when I saw a van with this sticker BARBARA LEE SPEAKS FOR ME!
9 posted on 05/06/2002 9:54:58 PM PDT by breakem
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To: Monti Cello
Spotted this one in (liberal) Loveland, Colorado. It was on the back of an old pickup, probably the only "working" vehicle in that college town. Below a caricuture of Bill and Hillary it said:

"Dual Air Bags"

I almost wrecked my car.

10 posted on 05/06/2002 10:18:17 PM PDT by Defend the Second
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To: Monti Cello
MY MOM IS PRO-LIFE!
11 posted on 05/06/2002 10:25:55 PM PDT by 3catsanadog
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To: Monti Cello
My all time personal favorite.

DON'T HONK,

I'M RELOADING!

12 posted on 05/06/2002 10:36:29 PM PDT by alexandria
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To: Monti Cello
Here are two that will probably get pulled, but I did see these while driving through the south...

My apologies to all who will be offended; These are really in bad taste!

If they get reparations, I want a slave!

If we new they'd be this much trouble, we'd have picked our own damn cotton!

Sorry,

Mark

13 posted on 05/06/2002 10:51:57 PM PDT by MarkL
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bttt
14 posted on 05/06/2002 11:10:21 PM PDT by Pagey
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To: martin_fierro
...and the broom she rode in on!
15 posted on 05/06/2002 11:28:59 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: Defend the Second
Aw Shucks, Loveland, Colorado is not that liberal, try the college towns of Boulder and Ft. Collinbs nearby. My favorite was a pair: "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" Right next to "Clinton/Gore '96" I thought it was a great example.
16 posted on 05/07/2002 4:19:44 AM PDT by McCloud-Strife
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To: Monti Cello
LAPD: WE TREAT YOU LIKE A KING

I BRAKE FOR ANIMALS - THEN I KILL THEM, EAT THEM, AND WEAR THEIR FUR

A pre-Chernobyl bumper sticker: MORE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KILLED IN SENATOR KENNEDY'S CAR THAN IN ALL THE NUCLEAR POWER PLANT ACCIDENTS IN HISTORY

Popular bumper sticker following the Andes crash of the rugby team that resorted to cannibalism to stay alive: RUGBY PLAYERS EAT THEIR OWN DEAD

17 posted on 05/07/2002 4:44:49 AM PDT by JoeGar
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To: martin_fierro
I saw one of these:

THANK YOU JERRY...
FOR FINALLY DYING!

18 posted on 05/07/2002 4:52:34 AM PDT by Hacksaw
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To: Hacksaw
LOL!

Believe it or not, I'm sometimes confused with Jerry's bass player (who now is also dead).

Seriously. I've even received fan e-mail. Maybe all that pot-smoking isn't so harmless after all. <|:)~

19 posted on 05/07/2002 5:00:00 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: Monti Cello
EARTH FIRST!

We'll log the other planets later.

20 posted on 05/07/2002 5:07:06 AM PDT by glockmeister40
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