Heeeeeeeeere's Willie!

Washington Times ^ | 5/03/02 | Jennifer Harper

[kattracks]

The mind reels.

It's confirmed. Former President Bill Clinton met with NBC's West Coast executives Wednesday to plumb the possibilities of hosting his own talk show. It would come with a heady price tag: Mr. Clinton might receive $50 million for serving 39 weeks as garrulous centerpiece.

[RLK]

Mr. Clinton, meanwhile, apparently was pleased.

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At a million and a quarter dollars a week? I guess he is.

Is there no end to this obscentiy?

[Missiekins]

Sounds to me like an opportunity for the mother of all boycotts.

[Keith in Iowa]

If Der Schlickmeister gets a show, I'll get rid of my TV...

[RLK]

Maybe he'll do interviews with Monica Lewinsky.

[ninonitti]

"I gave the State of the Union, and they didn't even have a teleprompter," Mr. Clinton told reporters. "I had to stand up there and fake it for 15 minutes before 100 million people. Some people think I faked it for eight years before 100 million people

I can see him doing a stand-up segment with cigar jokes and oval office sink jokes but after that what?

Arsenio Hall had a longer run than the toon ever will on teevee.

[Samwise]

Bill Clinton is the Freddy Kruger of American politics. He's the nightmare creature who just won't go away.

[kattracks]

Some people think I faked it for eight years before 100 million people.

And some of us know you faked it!

[Samwise]

Maybe he'll do interviews with Monica Lewinsky.

You won't see her. Her performance will be under the desk.

[lowbridge]

"I gave the State of the Union, and they didn't even have a teleprompter," Mr. Clinton told reporters. "I had to stand up there and fake it for 15 minutes before 100 million people.

Is this another one of his lies? I recall a speech he gave (not State of the Union speech), he had a teleprompter, but they loaded the wrong speech and he had to wing it untill they loaded in the right speech.

Some people think I faked it for eight years before 100 million people."

Only your Presidency was faked. If you had faked the rest, there would have been no soiled blue dress.

[brat]

My goodness! Think of all the stars he would attract! ~yawn~

[backhoe]

Bill Clinton is the Freddy Kruger of American politics. He's the nightmare creature who just won't go away.

I like to think of him as perpetual punishment for all the people who enabled him in the first place...

[Frances_Marion]

"Former President Bill Clinton met with NBC's West Coast executives Wednesday to plumb the possibilities of hosting his own talk show."

"Plumb" is a good choice of words....after all, Clinton is "the Plumber". NBC has broadcasts enough crap without this...if they give Clinton a show, I foresee a boycott of all things NBC.

[Samwise]

I like to think of him as perpetual punishment for all the people who enabled him in the first place...

Unfortunately, the rest of us are the ones being punished. sigh...

[backhoe]

Naturally, you're right- there are a lot of good people in this country who don't/didn't deserve all the rot this fraud and his pals inflicted on America.

Unfortunately, they won't leave us in peace- I view this story as just another excuse for the worshippers to chat & chatter about their little failed god one more time on TV...

[Moby Grape]

The mind can so easily conjure appropriate titles for such a "show".....or even titles that we know it CANNOT be presented under: Such as: "Truth or Consequences", "To Tell The Turth"..

[Moby Grape]

We know you FAKED it Bill....but so did Monica.

[MEGoody]

This poor man - he is so desparate for attention, he will do anything to get it, even to giving up what shred of dignity he may have had left hanging.