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New Emoticons
email | May 1 2002

Posted on 05/01/2002 8:15:51 PM PDT by 2Trievers

New Emoticons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons", where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"?

Here goes:

(_!_)    a regular ass

(__!__)    a fat ass

(!)    a tight ass

(_*_)    a sore ass

{_!_}    a swishy ass

(_o_)    an ass that's been around

(_x_)    kiss my ass

(_X_)    leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)    a tired ass

(_o^^o_)    a wise ass

(_E=mc2_)    a smart ass

(_$_)    Money coming out of his ass

(_?_)    Dumb Ass


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George Carlin would approve. &;-)
1 posted on 05/01/2002 8:15:51 PM PDT by 2Trievers
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LOL. Bump
2 posted on 05/01/2002 8:17:42 PM PDT by Samwise
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To: 2Trievers
ROFLOL!!!
3 posted on 05/01/2002 8:19:55 PM PDT by Inge_CAV
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To: 2Trievers
lol
4 posted on 05/01/2002 8:20:39 PM PDT by Maedhros
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To: 2Trievers
8;>)
5 posted on 05/01/2002 8:22:52 PM PDT by joyce11111
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(__Dash__)       Senator Dashole
6 posted on 05/01/2002 8:24:46 PM PDT by jigsaw
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(_9_) This little pig went to market. I know, totally assnine....
7 posted on 05/01/2002 8:27:06 PM PDT by Enlightiator
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(_;_).   A semi colon.
8 posted on 05/01/2002 8:28:39 PM PDT by Lady Jag
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(_Ass_)olutely!

Or the more familiar drink:

(-Ass_)olute!

9 posted on 05/01/2002 8:33:06 PM PDT by mlmr
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\/! rimshot
10 posted on 05/01/2002 8:34:45 PM PDT by Dinsdale
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(_JACK_)
11 posted on 05/01/2002 8:34:57 PM PDT by Northpaw
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always appreciate a (_NICE_)
12 posted on 05/01/2002 8:37:59 PM PDT by notsodumbblonde
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To: Samwise; All
OMG ... these are so funny!

FReepers are the BEST and BRIGHTEST! LOL &;-)

13 posted on 05/01/2002 8:42:01 PM PDT by 2Trievers
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(_^_)     up yours
14 posted on 05/01/2002 9:11:12 PM PDT by stripes1776
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(_8_) Got ripped a new one.
15 posted on 05/01/2002 9:14:26 PM PDT by brewcrew
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Before you go to prison(_._)

When come out of prison (_0_)

16 posted on 05/01/2002 9:15:39 PM PDT by ijcr
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ROTFL!
17 posted on 05/01/2002 9:18:18 PM PDT by sweetliberty
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Where the heck did you guys get that keg? I didn't know that iced beer came that way.
18 posted on 05/01/2002 9:27:49 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla
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LOL ... I don't drink beer ... but you can have some of my Lagavulin if you want to join the party! &:-)
19 posted on 05/01/2002 9:32:23 PM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: sciencediet
A semi colon.

I cracked up my girlfriend with this one..."If Colin Powell had a half-brother, would he be called Semi-Colin?"

20 posted on 05/01/2002 9:33:05 PM PDT by TrappedInLiberalHell
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