The Many Nicknames of William Jefferson Blythe Clinton

vanity | 4.15.2002 | upchuck

[upchuck]

As I have perused articles and posts here on FR over the last year or so I have been amazed at the numerous nicknames invented for our ex-(thank God)president Bill Clinton. I decided to collect these nicknames. Presented here your your viewing pleasure,

The many nicknames of William Jefferson Blythe Clinton:

Clintbilly	Slickster	Bubba	der Sleickmeister
ArkanBilly	Slickbilly	Teflon	Billybubba
Draft-dodger	Sinkmeister	Internbanger	Rapist
Grifter	Slick Willie	Klinkton	Toon
Slimebag	Clintonazi	Felon-in-Chief	Billyboy
Slick	Billzo	Stainmaker	Willie
Klinton	Clintoon	Goon-in-Chief	Bildo
Sink Emperor	Caligula	Xlinton	bILL
Chief Slimer	Beelzebubba	Himbo-Tramp	Liar
Hillbilly	Liar-in-Chief	Sick Willie	Clintigula
His Heinous	SleazeBag	Willard	X-42
Thief	Clownton	The Big Creep	Fornicating Ice Man

Scary, ain't it?

[upchuck]

Ommissions are apologized for ahead of time and eagerly sought.

I saved my fav for last: THE SCUMBAG!

[geaux]

Don't forget Billy Jeff, or "B.J." for short.

[Maceman]

I think you missed "Clintigula"

[Centurion2000]

You forgot traitor, and political won-ton.

[upchuck]

Thanks, far right column, third from the bottom.

[Revolting cat!]

Excellent work, upchuck.

Here's Moana's own loving nickname: THE BIG HE. There was also BJ Peron when used with Evita!

[LiberalBassTurds]

I always liked...

Commander In Cheat and Commander And Thief

[Skip Ripley]

I prefer to call him "Wet Willie"

[TheOldLady]

The First Perpetrator, Sleazola in Chief, Mr. Presi... er, Slime Bucket, The First Murderer, Rapist in Chief, can you tell how I feel about the First Creep?

[scholar]

How about Prevaricator-in-Chief or better yet Fornicator-in-Chief. Whatever the nickname, he is still SCUM.

[Registered]

Good one. Bump.

[breakem]

My fav SCUMmander-in-chief

[arly]

don't forget "William the Impaler"

[JackelopeBreeder]

"Billary"

[smorgle]

How could you leave out The Pantload?

[Delbert]

The list seems to be incomplete, you left out "TURD"

[upchuck]

Thanks to all for pointing out my many ommissions (LOL!).

Actually, when I think about this, that a president of the USA could have so many derogatory nicknames, it really sickens me. Thank God for Dubya, a man of few nicknames.

Oh, anyone wanna try a nickname list for The Hildebeaste?

[SerpentDove]

My fave:

BEELZEBUBBA

[Fish out of Water]

index bump

[Revolting cat!]

How could I forget my own Chinese favourite: Krintong!