[Beenliedto]

Well, we could try to get the Democrats to change the name of their party to the American Socialist Party.

If by socialist you mean transferring wealth, building ever larger government institutions, raising taxes, buying votes with pork, etc., etc., etc.,

Well, then, both parties are guilty...

So why don't we just name them ASP One and ASP two?

[Sloth]

So why don't we just name them ASP One and ASP two?

Fine, as long as neither are named 'Democrat', because that name is what we have to keep out of office, policies be damned.