Ummmmmm, For arguments sake, do you really mean to suggest that there is a possibility, that a twentysomething intern, might be orally servicing him as he discusses troop info with a congressman, or that she is performing analingus on him in the bathroom?
I hate to say it, but that's idiotic.
And the abscence of such possibility, is a tremendous restoration from the previous tenant.
For arguments sake, taking your logic a step further...anyone would bring the honor back. Hardly an "accomplishment".
Oldcats