Does this mean I have to go back to my in-law's farm? I'm just not that fond of the manure spreader, you know, although haying's not bad, just a little hard on the back.
Nope. No peasant work for you. I've read what you write. You are glib and clever enough to be an educated elite. All you need is to practice being rude and arrogant. In no time you too will have a cult following.