[whoever]

..What? I didn't capture the "real" you..

SAM, I even gave up dreaming of looking like that.

[HiJinx]

I've been trying to find this story all day, I believe it came from one of Who's sources, and I just can't seem to find it anywhere. I'm going to have to try to dredge it up from memory. I think it applies to several earlier posts...!

Sara was well into the fourth month of her pregnancy, was beginning to show, and was starting to get depressed. To make matters worse, Seth had insisted on taking her to the beach this weekend. Sara was so afraid of how he'd see her with all the other pretty girls running around.

Sure enough, a sweet young thing, about 14 years old, came strolling up the beach in her bikini. Seth eyed her for a minute, then turned to Sara. Sara was on the verge of tears, and finally blurted out to Seth, "Oh, I'll never have a figure like hers again!"

With a knowing look in his eye, Seth turned back to the love of his life and simply replied, "That's okay, Darling. Neither will she!"