Dance Fever For Chelsea and Ian

New York Daily News ^ | 3/08/02 | Rush & Molloy

[kattracks]

Looks like Chelsea Clinton has inherited her father's lust gene. The former First Daughter's dirty dancing with boyfriend Ian Klaus even raised Italian eyebrows at the party Donatella Versace threw after her fashion show in Milan this week.

Showing the kind of burlesque artistry that would earn major tips here at Scores, Chelsea slid Klaus' tie around her neck — and his — and then ground against him, according to Women's Wear Daily.

Chelsea, tricked out in a black fishnet top and tight black trousers, is said to have led Klaus around the VIP dance floor while bodyguards huddled in a corner nearby. This was at 2:30 a.m.

At a recent premiere in London, Chelsea declared that Oxford classmate Klaus makes her "incredibly happy. He's the nicest guy ever. He makes me laugh all the time."

"The press is still all over me in London," she said in Milan, "but on the Continent I can do what I want." Yeah, baby!

We hear design dominatrix Donatella invited Chelsea and her beau to stay at the Versace manse on Lake Como. Clinton spokesmen couldn't confirm yesterday whether or not they accepted the invitation.

Now that Tatler magazine has ranked Chelsea fifth on its list of Britain's most eligible women, reporters are tracking her every trip down from Oxford. The dons there may also be counting her holidays.

An Oxford spokesman told the Telegraph that she's obliged to be in residence at her dad's alma mater for "at least" six of the 11 weeks of this term.

P.S. Her dad — who, like Chelsea, attended Oxford's University College — must be thrilled that Kenneth Starr just released a priceless photo of the ex-President with Monica Lewinsky, back in her White House intern days. Around her neck dangles a security badge bearing the letter "A."

[mountaineer]

she's NOT that ugly anymore.

Don't you believe that's a matter of opinion? After all, beauty and ugliness are in the eye of the beholder. Obviously, some folks here disagree with your assessment. I'll agree, however, we might "bash" her on her vapidity and her behavior (heavy drinking, dancing like a stripper - augggh!) at the very least, without even getting into her appearance.

[spectre]

Not to worry, Howlin. Her parents will buy her a new perky set.

Chelsea is deliberately calling attention to herself. New hair, new clothes, new friends, new school, new country and obviously a new photographer which isn't as good as the White House one was.

"Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee"...

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[mountaineer]

Yes, well, plunging necklines don't flatter everyone. Another word to the wise - don't go sleeveless if your upper arms are flabby (how is that even possible when you're only 22?)

[Izzy Dunne]

HELP! I just sat on a cactus! There's a hole in my bottom !

[little-e]

I beg to differ with you....I think most students DO know what they want to do as freshmen.....I believe Chelsea thought she could breeze through pre-med and found out it was a teeny bit tougher than she thought....there was an article posted here sometime ago about this.....sorry, I don't know how to retrieve it......

[Howlin]

You mean like these people -- this is the first night the Clintons spent in the White House. And, yes, it is a REAL picture.

[Howlin]

But I thought you could buy a special BRA to fix that? Am I wrong.......LOL.

[Atlantian]

Oh no, the nightmare is reality!

[boomop1]

You are also a moron.

[Howlin]

That's Linda Bloodworth and Markie Post. Isn't that special?

[Howlin]

Perky.........LOL.

Well, she DOES get it honestly!

[mountaineer]

Can someone get that guy a mansiere? Please?

[jayef]

NICE TITS!!!!

[boomop1]

Chelsea unlike her father hasn't demonstrated against America so that is a plus, she probably is seeking attention, the moron who embarrassed her and the entire country at every turn without blinking is not a model parent or leader. Chelsea deserving or not will be tabloid news, her miserable father was obscure when he attended Oxford, a who gives a sh** moron who's actions were summarily ignored, he and his wife belong in prison. Her appearance has always gained attention, Amy Carter probably beats her out in the homely catagory (I didn't say ugly this time).

[wjcsux]

Medusa has nothing on Chelsea Clinton!

[Atlantian]

I don't think we have to worry about Chelsea running for public office. She isn't taking life very seriously. The big question is--Will Oxford give her a pass like Stanford?

[texasbluebell]

Seems like Chelsea is spending more time partying than studying at Oxford. Glad to hear she's become such a jetsetter, tho. Must make Hillary! soooo mad! The ex-first daughter is behaving like her dad & uncle Roger. Strong Clinton genes. :)

Looks like Chelsea is taking after old Virginia Clinton, bar-hopper extraordinaire of Hot Springs, Arkansas.