[johniegrad]

What's the over and under on the number of family members Gary will humiliate in public by having them cry for the cameras?

[Diverdogz]

Condit won't concede until the chads are counted and recounted to reflect a favorable outcome.

[colorado tanker]

When will Condidit give his concession speech? I heard he's going to give his concession from a phone booth in Virginia - how long's it take to get there?

[chainsaw]

It's about time for the media to announce a winner in the Condidit race. It's 5:49 in NY.

[Hugin]

A preview of Condidit's speech; "I can't believe you people didn't re-elect me after all I've done for you! Don't you know I'm the best Congressman you ever had? You people are a bunch of ungrateful morons. You don't deserve me. But I'll pay you all back. I've got dirt on everybody. I know where the bodies are buried!"

[Political Junkie Too]

Since Condit has been following the Clinton playbook to the letter, I expect him to contest the election and demand that every vote be counted.

-PJ

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

The dems live eat and breathe the polls and Condit is down the other guy is winning so I would say soon.

[Illbay]

How is a vanity "Breaking News"? Puh-lease.

[paddles]

I wanted Condit to win.

Then we could make him the running mate for every Democrat running for office this Fall.

[VA Advogado]

Isn't Condit's race suppose to be close? I bet he pulls a Gore.

[doctor noe]

Condit: "My only regret is that I won't be able to take showers with Loretta Sanchez in the Congressional gym lockerroom anymore. This truly is a sad day in Condit Country."

[Mr. Jeeves]

What concession speeches? I'll bet they both run as independents in the fall.

[Committed]

I've had great fun through this past year harrassing the good citizens of Modesto and area about Condit when I'm out there on business. Every one of them told me they wouldn't vote for him again, period. Of course, I always have to ask why they voted for him to begin with.......

[theDentist]

Head's Up! Condit will give his speech from the stage of Mustangs,
a men's nightclub in his district where those of androgynous nature
tend to gather and exchange fluids.

[ZOOKER]

Okay, I'll play ----

8:02 pm PST ----------- Condit gives concession speech.
8:03 pm PST ----------- Devoted wifey files for divorce.

Actually, for delicious irony and poetic justice, I wouldn't mind if he just sort of disappeared, never to be seen again. Just like his interns and constituents.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]