Exactly right.
Honestly? I wouldn't trust those dumbells to fall out of a tree.
They would wind up shooting Sharon, his neighbors and themselves before they brought in a tank and set the place on fire to destroy evidence.
THEN they would issue a statement calling him an "extreemist right wing militia member, plotting to take over the world" with a "cache of weapons, including a .22 marlin semi auto with hundreds of rounds of ammunition"
Actually I most desire a laser-guided 2,000lb. thermobaric bomb in Yassir Arafat's nostril.
Left, right, it is of no import.