[Green Knight]

First off, I don't play golf. :P

Second, he should know better than to have an affair with a married woman.

Third, even if by some reason he never even suspected that he was with a married woman, kicking his ass will still make me feel a whole lot better. ;-)

[Chapita]

So what? Was she raped or did she engage on her own accord?

You can't steal something that is freely given away!