Directions to Clemson? North till ya smell it, west till ya step in it.
Why do Clemson fans wear orange? They can wear it during the week while picking up trash on the highway, and to the game on Saturday.
Did you hear that Clemson is changing the logo on their helmets from a paw print to a thumb print?
Why does it take the Clemson team such a long time to return from away games? John Deere tractors don't go that fast.
1. I Plow Thirty Acres Yearly
2. I Pay Two Athletes A Year
3. It's Prison Time Again Ya'll
You know, she sounds like she's haven a hissy fit, must be the
spanking that them boys got the last 2 years. < /southern accent>