The KLA are trying to bring honor and honest jobs to the Albanians. You see, right now, the economy of Albania is based on world-wide Organized Extortion, Prostitution, Drug Smuggling, and the official Albanian big money earner: Stolen cars and car parts. This is not good for the children or the environment.
When the establishment of the apparently Allah-Ordained Greater Albania is completed by the KLA, Albania will have the much needed economic impetus it needs to lift itself from poverty and bring its phenomenal birthrate and Islamic diversity into the mainstream.
Thus, Ninachka, our alliance with the KLA and the Albanians is a good thing. Think of it as part of the War on Poverty.
In fact, with Bill Clinton, the Architect of our Albanian Policy, looking for highly paid work, I have suggested that he run for President or Prime Minister of Albania. Madeleine Albright should be First Lady, and the excellent Richard Holbrooke, First Weasel.
Silly me...I should have realized this...