I have been ignoring this thread since the beginning,and now it has over 4,000 replies!
I am not going to read all 4,000, but I did want to be part of this record breaking (is it?) Thread.
And in case no one else has said it, "all your hobbit cheese belongs to us.
I am leaving now.
You are the first person to mention cheese! - Unless in the context of having some along with our seedcakes and pints!