[Taxman]

Well, we Southren Gennlemen sorta pride ourselves on our Southrenisms! LOL!

I sed I cud blow the doors offn onna them TransAms, not a porch. Iffn I blow the doors offn a porch, the dang washing machine & couch will fall inna dirt! LOL!

[2Trievers]

Not only do you talk funny, you spell funny ...

porch = Porsche ... LOL

I'll need to take you to a F1 race in Monaco, enroll you into a Skip Barber Driving school and then we'll talk ... GTO indeed! And I'll bet it's brown!