[RobFromGa]

I thought this was going to be a Bill Cosby thread.

God: Noah, I want you to build an Ark.

Noah: Right.... what's an ark?

God: Build it 80 cubits by 30 cubits.

Noah: Right.... what's a cubit? Who is this really?

One of the funniest comedy bits I ever heard.

[eddie willers]

Zhooba, Zhooba, Zhooba

"Noah"

"WHAT!"

"How long can you tread water?"