"We told the Americans about the plans to turn planes into flying bombs as far back as 1995," he complained to reporters. "Why didn't they pay attention?"
Because everyone was too fat, dumb and happy - and Clinton was too busy worrying about getting his little willy wet.
Now, all we have to do to be safe is surrender some of our rights and the government will protect us. We'll get our rights back - they promised.
It was a standing joke that he could not get an appointment to see Clintigula.
That about sums it up.