Hello? Is this Dominoes Falafels to go? Allah u Akbar, I like 200 Falaf..wait make that 150..hold on, I mean 100, no 25 Falafels for delivery, 10 with Tahini sauce and 15 with Houmous, and 25 medium teas. Deliver to cave #23, Tora Bora and bring biggest backhoe you can find. Insallah.
Meanwhile, his buddies are telling him he looks terrible and he should stay off the air. Seems we get more objective analysis from Al Qaeda and its followers than we do from the mainstream media. Not surprising.