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Bah. Humbug. Cooking Rudolph. Criminalizing Jingle Bells. Drowning Santa.
Fred On Everything ^ | Dec 31, 2001 | Fred Reed

Posted on 12/31/2001 6:29:14 AM PST by Dakmar

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1 posted on 12/31/2001 6:29:14 AM PST by Dakmar
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To: one_particular_harbour
I thought you might enjoy this.
2 posted on 12/31/2001 6:30:59 AM PST by Dakmar
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To: mugsaway; riley1992
ping
3 posted on 12/31/2001 6:34:30 AM PST by NoCurrentFreeperByThatName
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To: Dakmar;reagangirl
this was fantastic, i could not have said any of it better myself!
5 posted on 12/31/2001 6:38:44 AM PST by xsmommy
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Cranky Ol' Fred certainly has a way with words.
6 posted on 12/31/2001 6:40:45 AM PST by Dakmar
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To: bologna.com
I think you've covered it all. Just let the offended ones try to sue you!
7 posted on 12/31/2001 6:47:19 AM PST by 3catsanadog
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To: Dakmar
You can insult Rudolph, Santa Claus, White Christmas, and Jingle Bells all you want, but when you mess with Silent Night you have CROSSED THE LINE.

You also can do whatever you want with the one you said you liked - The Messiah. We have a double-CD set, and there is a total of 4 minutes worth listening to in it. Call me uncultured, but I'd rather just read about the Christmas story than have it sung to me for 2 hours.

8 posted on 12/31/2001 6:49:27 AM PST by Gil4
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To: Dakmar
Instead we could get together with people we care about and have a huge meal. That would be it.

That was Thanksgiving. You can't do the same exact thing just one month later.

The author is full of complaints and practical advice but seems as if he could use a little spiritual advice. However, he does leave himself an escape hatch from that accusation so I assume he was just trying to be funny and brash.

9 posted on 12/31/2001 6:51:54 AM PST by Mind-numbed Robot
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I didn't write it, Fred Reed did. We all have our own likes and dislikes, however. I personally avow to apply leaches to the next reveller I catch playing "Jinglebell Rock".
10 posted on 12/31/2001 7:03:32 AM PST by Dakmar
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To: Dakmar
I found his Christmas Card.

MERRY XMAS - AND I REALLY MEAN IT!

12 posted on 12/31/2001 7:46:17 AM PST by stlrocket
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To: NoCurrentFreeperByThatName
My God that made me feel good. LOL. Thanks, you're a peach.
13 posted on 12/31/2001 8:05:19 AM PST by riley1992
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Golly gee, talk about baa-humbug!!
14 posted on 12/31/2001 8:17:18 AM PST by cousair
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To: xsmommy; xsmommy; One_particular_harbour
A great grinch post to round out the festivus season.

Tonight I have 10 for a seated dinner so I have rolls to make. Read you all later today...or in the new year.

15 posted on 12/31/2001 8:50:34 AM PST by ReaganGirl
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To: Dakmar
Could not have expressed my feelings on this any better. I really like the idea of dumping the presents, except for maybe kids under 11, and inviting friends and relatives for a meal and conversation.

...spoiled middle-class kids, almost bored, mechanically opening present after present. Yeppers, couldn't agree more.

16 posted on 12/31/2001 9:42:03 AM PST by upchuck
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To: Dakmar
Yikes! Leaches, harsh!
17 posted on 12/31/2001 11:38:17 AM PST by KateUTWS
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