Posted on 12/21/2001 12:22:18 PM PST by Mensch
No fair! Nostradamos already made that prediction, although you have to combine 6 of his quatrains to get the meaning.
I predict someone will say that Nostradamos predicted everything that happened in 2002 but won't do it until 2003.
Me too!
Me three!
Monica Lewinsky will marry for the first time.
Bill Clintoon will have something to file, or need a file for something.
Chelsea Clintoon will record "Blew Toon," (sung to the tune of "Blue Moon") for MTV special.
Chandra Levy will appear as the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Gary Condit will file Libertarian, following a hasty retreat to the Great Lakes or Santa Cruz.
Trent Lott and his wife will rejoin the family salt business, after he steps down as minority leader.
Al Gore will finally learn that Taliban is defeated, and shave beard he was growing for presidential jihad in 2004.
Iran will then invade Saudi Arabia, taking Iraq and Kuwait easily on the way, taking everyone completely by suprise and will be at the Yemeni border within 30 days, (with its million man army, which as been building since the end of the Iran Iraq war).
Iran will then threaten the western world that without an immediate settlement to the Palestinian problem, it will cut the oil off forever.
The USA will cut the money from Israel. Israel will be drawn to the negotiating table or cease to exist. They will offer to withdraw immediately to the pre 1967 borders.
The Palestinians will agree and declare a separate state. Israel will still have its friend the USA and Palestine will have a powerful friend in Iran.
Egypt will be overthrown and a new Islamic government will be installed, with strong allegiance to Iran (keeper of the two most holy Mosques).
Iran will stretch its Islamic influence throughout the Middle East and North Africa, scaring the hell out of the USA. But the US will be unsure of what to do, as any war would mean no more oil.
Pakistan will attack India with the assistance of Iran and will take the northern most part of India in the first 60 days.
And both have sex change operations!
Let's Roll
I predict That George W. Bush will be the victim of an unsuccessful assasination attempt, by one of his own Secret Service agents, an Arab-American. Perhaps even the one denied air travel earlier this week.
(This is a work of fiction, any resemblence to actual presons is purely coincidental, any resemblence to Debt of Honor, or Executive Orders is also purely coincidental)...
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