[wienerdog.com]

Ah, he doesn't believe that Allah Apcray stuff -- his last words will be a protracted, girlish scream.

[Jaxter]

I agree. I think this guy is a coward and doesn't have clue how to fight. In the stock footage they show of him, he looks about as comfortable with an AK-47 as Mike Dukakis did in a tank.

[Jemian]

I don't know about his last words, but his first words will be something like,

"Ah, yes. That is why they're still virgins. It wasn't supposed to be like this. Did I go to the wrong place?