[Belial]

I've noticed for every impulse in human behavior, a contradictory one will spring up to battle it.

Community, War. Hope, Angst. 401Ks, Televangelists.

[P-Marlowe]

You left out: Success - Envy

[Landru]

"I've noticed for every impulse in human behavior, a contradictory one will spring up to battle it.
Community, War. Hope, Angst. 401Ks, Televangelists."

So go ahead, smartass; publish it.
Here, I'll help;

"Belial's Theorum & Principles Governing the Direct Proportionments of SocioEconomic Theology".

Hell's Bells; Haaavaaaad will simply love it.
Geshhhh; as long as you're on a roll you may as well strike while the *metal's hot*, eh.

...before someone else does.