[IronJack]

The notice follows recent proclamations by Mullah Omar in which he condemned the practice of playing the nose harp, mating with kangaroos, and use of the diphthong "sh." Last week, in a "vision," he reported that Allah had instructed Muslims to wear their BVDs over their heads, using the legholes for their eyes and the fly for a breathing slot. He also ordered that all animals be dressed in burqas so as to "avoid the enticement of a finely turned hoof." He then jumped naked on a pogo stick and began to sing "Mairzy Doats and Doazy Doats" in Pashtu and breaking crockery over his head.

[isthisnickcool]

Hack! Hack! You made me spit up some turkey! LOL!

[JRandomFreeper]

f playing the nose harp, mating with kangaroos, and use of the diphthong "sh."

Just a few of my favorite things...

/john

[JCG]

He then jumped naked on a pogo stick and began to sing "Mairzy Doats and Doazy Doats" in Pashtu and breaking crockery over his head.

Not Mairzy Doats in pashtu.  Those little lambs eatin' ivy will never be the same again.

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[Don Joe]

Ever see "Bananas"? Your excellent mockery reminded me of the part where the lunatic dictator declared that the offical language was to be Swedish, everyone over the age of 18 was to change their underwear every half hour, and to assit in enforcement, they had to wear it outside their clothing, and effective immediately, everyone under the age of 18 is 18.

[Justice]

The notice follows recent proclamations by Mullah Omar in which he condemned the practice of playing the nose harp, mating with kangaroos, and use of the diphthong "sh." Last week, in a "vision," he reported that Allah had instructed Muslims to wear their BVDs over their heads, using the legholes for their eyes and the fly for a breathing slot. He also ordered that all animals be dressed in burqas so as to "avoid the enticement of a finely turned hoof." He then jumped naked on a pogo stick and began to sing "Mairzy Doats and Doazy Doats" in Pashtu and breaking crockery over his head.

This provided me with a deep and prolonged belly laugh. Thanks and Happy Thanksgiving!