[EggsAckley]

Why anyone would follow this one-eyed,
illiterate moron defies logic.

[BansheeBill]

I think that some of the Mullah's homies in the Taleban were just trying do do some styling by wearing their turbans with the "gansta lean".

Makes it easier to pick up the hot Taleban groupie chicks.

[WilliamWallace1999]

Sounds like flashbacks of Hitler in the Berlin Bunker. This guy is WAAAAAAY out there man.

[Mike Darancette]

IN a typically eccentric rallying cry to his Taliban forces, Mullah Mohammed Omar has issued an edict to his officials and soldiers demanding that they wear their turbans straight.

Arranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

[LurkedLongEnough]

Aw, come on and let them wear their turbans topsy-turvy. After all, it helps in covering the bullet holes.

[PA Engineer]

What does he expect a turban to look like after a B52 run?

[Happygal]

Gee the Taliban have been reduced to becoming the fashion police!

[JZoback]

white paper bags (in case they were made with pages of the Koran)

Wonder what color their toliet paper is.

Oh' that right nevermind, that's what the diaper on their heads are for.

[Random Access]

If turbans had bills, the really cool dudes with attitude, would wear them facing backwards. No bills has got to be frustrating for the terminally slack-jawed Afghan teens.

[IronJack]

The notice follows recent proclamations by Mullah Omar in which he condemned the practice of playing the nose harp, mating with kangaroos, and use of the diphthong "sh." Last week, in a "vision," he reported that Allah had instructed Muslims to wear their BVDs over their heads, using the legholes for their eyes and the fly for a breathing slot. He also ordered that all animals be dressed in burqas so as to "avoid the enticement of a finely turned hoof." He then jumped naked on a pogo stick and began to sing "Mairzy Doats and Doazy Doats" in Pashtu and breaking crockery over his head.

[ChadGore]

The mad mulla

[rightisright]

OK, it certainly sounds like Mullah Omar is setting up the inevitable 'insanity' defense when he goes on trial at the Hague

[RightField]

OK, we're up to post #24 now, and it still needs to be said:

All your turbans are belong to us.

There!

Back to the turkey & dressing!

[DainBramage]

"Yoooohooo Omar.....!"

[Don Joe]

"white paper bags (in case they were made with pages of the Koran)"

How would the illiterate fool know? Oh, that's right -- he wouldn't. No wonder he outlawed white bags in general -- it's the only way he'd have of telling.

BTW, have there been many documented cases of people making paper bags out of pages from the koran? Seems like it would be a lot of work, and a waste of scotch tape and staples.

[Cleburne]

I'm going to wear my turban, which is multi-colored and plastered with white paper bags, upside down and skewered towards Rome. Ha!

[irish_lad]

Wasn't it ZZ Top that stated "Girls go crazy for a sharp dressed man?"

[AZ Repub]

Maybe Geraldo can give us the rundown on the different styles of turbans. What do they signify - if anything?

[Charles Henrickson]

His notorious bans . . . white paper bags (in case they were made with pages of the Koran). . . .

Koran Wrap?

[Charles Henrickson]

Topsy-turvy turbans ruled out by Omar

Not true. This is a turban legend.