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Topsy-turvy Turbans Ruled Out By Mullah Omar
news.telegraph.co.uk ^
| 22 Nov 2001
| Alex Spillius
Posted on 11/22/2001 10:26:44 AM PST by AdrianZ
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To: AdrianZ
The mad mulla
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posted on
11/22/2001 2:16:08 PM PST
by
ChadGore
To: yazd
He's now at the point madness depicted by the revolutionary leader in Woody Allen's Bananas, who, upon siezing power, orders all men to wear their underwear on the outside...
To: AdrianZ
OK, it certainly sounds like Mullah Omar is setting up the inevitable 'insanity' defense when he goes on trial at the Hague
To: AdrianZ
OK, we're up to post #24 now, and it still needs to be said:
All your turbans are belong to us.
There!
Back to the turkey & dressing!
To: AdrianZ
"Yoooohooo Omar.....!"
To: IronJack
He then jumped naked on a pogo stick and began to sing "Mairzy Doats and Doazy Doats" in Pashtu and breaking crockery over his head.Not Mairzy Doats in pashtu. Those little lambs eatin' ivy will never be the same again.
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posted on
11/22/2001 3:44:07 PM PST
by
JCG
To: AdrianZ
"white paper bags (in case they were made with pages of the Koran)" How would the illiterate fool know? Oh, that's right -- he wouldn't. No wonder he outlawed white bags in general -- it's the only way he'd have of telling.
BTW, have there been many documented cases of people making paper bags out of pages from the koran? Seems like it would be a lot of work, and a waste of scotch tape and staples.
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posted on
11/22/2001 5:02:23 PM PST
by
Don Joe
To: BansheeBill
ROTFLMFAO... Thanks, I need that laugh. Too full.
To: AdrianZ
I'm going to wear my turban, which is multi-colored and plastered with white paper bags, upside down and skewered towards Rome. Ha!
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posted on
11/22/2001 5:05:48 PM PST
by
Cleburne
To: AdrianZ
Wasn't it ZZ Top that stated "Girls go crazy for a sharp dressed man?"
To: IronJack
Ever see "Bananas"? Your excellent mockery reminded me of the part where the lunatic dictator declared that the offical language was to be Swedish, everyone over the age of 18 was to change their underwear every half hour, and to assit in enforcement, they had to wear it outside their clothing, and effective immediately, everyone under the age of 18 is 18.
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posted on
11/22/2001 5:08:02 PM PST
by
Don Joe
To: Joe 6-pack
I see you got there before me. The perils of replying before reading the entire thread. I'm incorrigible..
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posted on
11/22/2001 5:09:45 PM PST
by
Don Joe
To: AdrianZ
Maybe Geraldo can give us the rundown on the different styles of turbans. What do they signify - if anything?
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posted on
11/22/2001 5:10:12 PM PST
by
AZ Repub
To: yazd
good compaison
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posted on
11/22/2001 5:14:07 PM PST
by
aomagrat
To: Don Joe
"I see you got there before me." If it's worth saying once, it's worth repeating...
To: IronJack
The notice follows recent proclamations by Mullah Omar in which he condemned the practice of playing the nose harp, mating with kangaroos, and use of the diphthong "sh." Last week, in a "vision," he reported that Allah had instructed Muslims to wear their BVDs over their heads, using the legholes for their eyes and the fly for a breathing slot. He also ordered that all animals be dressed in burqas so as to "avoid the enticement of a finely turned hoof." He then jumped naked on a pogo stick and began to sing "Mairzy Doats and Doazy Doats" in Pashtu and breaking crockery over his head. This provided me with a deep and prolonged belly laugh. Thanks and Happy Thanksgiving!
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posted on
11/22/2001 5:28:32 PM PST
by
Justice
To: AdrianZ
His notorious bans . . . white paper bags (in case they were made with pages of the Koran). . . . Koran Wrap?
To: Don Joe
. . . the part where the lunatic dictator declared that the official language was to be Swedish. . . . An excellent choice, I must say.
To: AdrianZ
Topsy-turvy turbans ruled out by Omar Not true. This is a turban legend.
To: AdrianZ
Topsy-turvy turbans ruled out by OmarSo, he's not letting his players go to their rally caps. They'll never make it to the playoffs at this rate.
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