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Topsy-turvy Turbans Ruled Out By Mullah Omar
news.telegraph.co.uk ^
| 22 Nov 2001
| Alex Spillius
Posted on 11/22/2001 10:26:44 AM PST by AdrianZ
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posted on
11/22/2001 10:26:44 AM PST
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AdrianZ
To: AdrianZ
Why anyone would follow this one-eyed,
illiterate moron defies logic.
To: AdrianZ
I think that some of the Mullah's homies in the Taleban were just trying do do some styling by wearing their turbans with the "gansta lean".
Makes it easier to pick up the hot Taleban groupie chicks.
To: AdrianZ
Sounds like flashbacks of Hitler in the Berlin Bunker. This guy is WAAAAAAY out there man.
To: AdrianZ
IN a typically eccentric rallying cry to his Taliban forces, Mullah Mohammed Omar has issued an edict to his officials and soldiers demanding that they wear their turbans straight. Arranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
To: AdrianZ
Aw, come on and let them wear their turbans topsy-turvy. After all, it helps in covering the bullet holes.
To: AdrianZ
What does he expect a turban to look like after a B52 run?
To: EggsAckley
ROFLMAO!!
My thoughts exactly...
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posted on
11/22/2001 10:55:17 AM PST
by
Dog
To: AdrianZ
Gee the Taliban have been reduced to becoming the fashion police!
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posted on
11/22/2001 10:56:00 AM PST
by
Happygal
To: AdrianZ
white paper bags (in case they were made with pages of the Koran)Wonder what color their toliet paper is.
Oh' that right nevermind, that's what the diaper on their heads are for.
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posted on
11/22/2001 10:57:16 AM PST
by
JZoback
To: EggsAckley
Why anyone would follow this one-eyed, illiterate moron defies logic.In the kingdom of the blind (and dumb), the one-eyed man is King.
Oops, I mean King of all believers
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posted on
11/22/2001 10:59:33 AM PST
by
JZoback
To: AdrianZ
If turbans had bills, the really cool dudes with attitude, would wear them facing backwards. No bills has got to be frustrating for the terminally slack-jawed Afghan teens.
To: Random Access
(Captain Queeg removes the steel balls from his pocket and he spins them in his palm insistently as he speaks.)
Queeg: No, I, I don't see any need of that. Now that I recall, he might have said something about messboys and then again he might not -- I questioned so many men and Harding was not the most reliable officer.
Lt. Greenwald (Jose Ferrer): I'm afraid the defense has no other recourse than to produce Lt. Harding.
Queeg: Now there's no need for that I know exactly what he'll tell you. Lies! He was no different than any officer in the wardroom -- they were all disloyal, I tried to run the ship properly by the book but they fought me at every turn. If the crew wanted to walk around with their shirttails hanging out that's all right let them take the tow line. Defective equipment no more no less, but they encouraged the crew to go around scoffing at me and spreading wild rumors about steaming and circles. And then old yellow stain. I was to blame for Lt. Merrick's incompetence and poor seamanship. Lt. Merrick was the perfect officer but not Captain Queeg.
Ah, but the strawberries! That's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, and with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist! And I'd have produced that key if they hadn't pulled Caine out of action! I-I-I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officer and!......(realizes he has been ranting, babbling)
Naturally, I can only cover these things from memory if I've left anything out, why, just ask me specific questions and I'll be glad to answer them...one-by-one...
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posted on
11/22/2001 11:08:28 AM PST
by
yazd
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To: Harley - Mississippi
LOL @ Harley!
To: AdrianZ
The notice follows recent proclamations by Mullah Omar in which he condemned the practice of playing the nose harp, mating with kangaroos, and use of the diphthong "sh." Last week, in a "vision," he reported that Allah had instructed Muslims to wear their BVDs over their heads, using the legholes for their eyes and the fly for a breathing slot. He also ordered that all animals be dressed in burqas so as to "avoid the enticement of a finely turned hoof." He then jumped naked on a pogo stick and began to sing "Mairzy Doats and Doazy Doats" in Pashtu and breaking crockery over his head.
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posted on
11/22/2001 11:19:32 AM PST
by
IronJack
To: IronJack
Hack! Hack! You made me spit up some turkey! LOL!
To: IronJack
f playing the nose harp, mating with kangaroos, and use of the diphthong "sh."Just a few of my favorite things...
/john
Dear most reverend Mullah Mohammed Omar, Beg to have your pardon, but is not turban that is on un-straight.
Is my head.
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posted on
11/22/2001 1:51:29 PM PST
by
D-fendr
To: EggsAckley
"Why anyone would follow this one-eyed, illiterate moron defies logic."
It would seem, in that part of the world, madness imparts a certain charisma. Consider Saddam Hussein and the Ayatolla Khomeini.
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posted on
11/22/2001 2:14:24 PM PST
by
VietVet
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