"If I could go to Wellsley, I might be able to do spells and potions and fly a broomstick." Hillary, age 12.
"It would be great to be an Attorney General because you could control situations and things like citizens." Janet, age 11.
"I'd like to go to wizard school and learn magic and put spells on people. I'd make up an ugly spell and then it's pay-back time." Donna S., age 9.
"I feel like I'm inside Billy's world. If I went to White House I'd study everything: spells, counterspells, and defense against the dark arts." Monica, age 10.
"I liked it when the bad guys killed Vince." George S., age 13.
"The Clinton's are very clever. I couldn't put them down. When I was scared I made myself believe that they were supposed to be funny so I wasn't so scared." Maureen D. age 11.
Sorry guys, this was just too easy.
You threw in everything but the bathroom sink! ;)