[Libertarian4Bush]

well, there sure won't be any "touchdowns" for Dallas this Sunday.

[deport]

Speaking of touchdowns this press release was issued by the Dallas Cowboys Public Relations group......

Dallas, Texas (AP)- Football practice was delayed on Thursday for nearly two hours at Valley Ranch.

One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Coach Dave Campo immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

Campo stated " I haven't seen that much white powder since Mike Irvin was here".

[Endeavor]

Hey, that wasn't nice about the Cowboys and no "touchdowns." But you're right (I've been a Dallas fan since birth. My brother and I used to decorate the old practice field on Forest Lane when the 'boys would make it into the playoffs).

The Cowboys' biggest problem is the owner. Maybe we could recommend him as ambassador to the Taliban?

[Clay Moore]

well, there sure won't be any "touchdowns" for Dallas this Sunday.

The big scare is the white powder they found on the field at Texas Stadium. After much research and head scratching, someone remembered that it was the goal line...