This year, our program is heading into our 1st year of bringing America's best and brightest to the New York to help the "Head Man" do his job. We expect that 2001 will be the most exciting one yet!
Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this demanding, yet rewarding program? Check this out:
* Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political scene of the hottest city in the world!
* Get up close and personal with some of America's movers and shakers!
* See rooms in the Harlem Office that even a VIP tour won't show you!
* Get total access to plenty of sensitive Clinton activities!
Sound like it's for you? Just listen to this testimonial from a former intern:
"I couldn't believe it! After only a few months on the job answering phones and fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing Clinton.
Getting involved in Harlem Office affairs is just fantastic." - M. Lewinsky, Beverly Hills, Calif.
As you can see, being a Harlem Office intern is more than long hours, hot debates and touchy national issues.
Still interested? Fill out this information form and send it back to the Harlem Office at BigCreep@Harlemoffice.com
Name:
Hometown:
Sex: F__ Age:
Measurements: (required for medical purposes)
How many beers it takes to get you...
...Giggly:
...Drunk:
...Hot:
...To lie to a federal prosecutor:
Quick quiz:
You've always considered the Harlem Office:
a) a monument to democracy
b) the place where great leaders meet
c) vaguely erotic
d) extremely erotic
Hillary Clinton is a(n):
a) model wife and mother
b) icon of late 20th century femininity
c) obstacle
d) inappropriate companion for the leader of the free world
You've always wanted to know more about the Clinton's:
a) Israeli policies
b) childhood in Hope, Ark.
c) romper room
d) "monument to democracy"
My social life as an intern would likely consist of:
a) hitting Uptown bars with the other interns
b) reading, study
c) late nights working at the Harlem Office
d) late nights working the Harlem Office
Score 1 point for each a, 2 for each b, 3 for each c, 4 for each d.
Scores of16 can start tomorrow. Scores of 12 and above, please call soon.
Big Creep Sam wants you.
*Please feel free to forward this form to anyone you know who might be interested in this program. The Harlem Office is an equal opportunity employer.
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