Family's swing set loses in tussle with bull moose

Anchorage Daily News ^ | 11/02/2001 | Jon Little

[dighton]

Soldotna -- Wildlife biologists on the Kenai Peninsula have helped moose disentangle their comblike antlers from tires, garden hoses and Christmas lights. They've even yanked tomato cages and plastic bags from moose snouts. This week they're looking for one that dragged off an entire 18-foot metal swing set.

[razorback-bert]

The flying squirrel stole the cheese.

My dog's squirrel prefers peanuts to cheese.

[Jimmy Valentine]

"Moose and Squirrel were in it together". "Mister Big will have his revenge" - signed, Boris

[Tennessee_Bob]

If it's an article about cheese or a moose...or moose cheese, then there's a filter in place to keep it from being posted.

[cajungirl]

BULLETIN,,,AP,,UPI,,,REUTERS NON-TERRORIST WIRE SERVICE,,FRENCH SURRENDERED TO MOOSE WITH CHAINS ON ANTLERS,,DEFINITIVE SURRENDER ACCORDING TO SOURCES WITHIN A CHEESE-WINE BAR IN MARSEILLES,,MORE LATER,,

[Constitution Day]

I hate meeses to pieces.

[c. l. coffman]

Presto! Nuthin' up my sleeve!

[c. l. coffman]

There's a children's book that's an instruction manual for dealing with meese (mooses)...."If you give a moose a muffin, he's gonna want some milk."

[Focault's Pendulum]

I KNOW THIS IS UNRELATED, BUT CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY I CAN NOT TRANSFER AN ARTICLE FROM A WEBSITE AND POST IT. I HAD NO TROUBLE AT WORK DOING IT. THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Okay, try this.

First hit your cap locks back to lower case. Then shut down, disconnecting your mouse and keyboard.

Strip down to your underwear and walk outside taking the mouse and keyboard with you.

Promptly go to your neighbor's Halloween pumpkin and situate it, directly in front of your house. Stand on top of the pumpkin and begin swinging the mouse and keyboard over your head...and this is important, make sure the keyboard is in your right hand....as you are swinging the aforementioned articles, begin shouting at the top of your lungs..."It worked on the job!' "It worked on the job!"

The people in the approaching vehicle, with the flashing red lights will be able to assist you.