Affirmative action MIT grad: "OK, Omar, I cut the left wire?"
Somewhat smarter MIT grad: "Right."
AAMITG: "Oh...cutting the right wire."
SSMITG: "NO, CUT THE LEFT WIRE, YOU CAMEL-FORNI--"
(Cave, occupants, and everything within 1,500 meters disappears in a blinding white flash.)
Remember, this is the group that had a guy guy blow himself up by accident with his own grenade.