Actually them Cigars are usually referred to as boats by us submariners. But I give a bit of leeway to you old jarines, as everyone knows us submariners "Doit Deeper and Better" but don't want to trigger the inferiority complexes of other parts of the Navy so we try to give yah abit of slack taking in account your sensitive natures.
I just wanna kill something and break things.
There ain't but two things that are sensitive on a Marine.
One of those is his trigger finger.