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Tyrus: If Oprah can’t save you, nobody can save you -- Video w/Formatted Transcript (Gutfeld: "Let's play the game, 'Guess the Question' by listening first to Kamala's answer")
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Posted on 09/21/2024 3:37:14 AM PDT by RoosterRedux

Here's the transcript (provided by ChatGPT):

Announcer: It's time to play Guess the Question. [Cheering and applause]

Greg: Welcome to Guess the Question. We will present three word salads from Kamala Harris at the event that held Oprah, and you can guess what the question was asked of her. Here is the first one.

Kamala Harris: We love our country. I love our country. I know we all do. That's why everybody is here right now—we love our country. We take pride in the privilege of being American. We believe in what is possible. We believe in what can be. And we believe in fighting for that. That is how we came into being. One of the greatest expressions of patriotism is to fight for the ideals of who we are, which includes freedom to make decisions about your own body, freedom to be safe from gun violence, freedom to have access to the ballot box, freedom to be who you are and just be.

Greg: My guess is she’s making an argument for assisted suicide. What do you think the question was?

Tyrus: Where was Joe Biden? [Laughter]

Greg: What do you think, Kat?

Kat: Probably something about a specific policy plan.

Greg: You’re close! Tyrus?

Tyrus: Does weed and wine affect your mind?

Greg: The question asked was, “What is in your heart to say to particularly those people who are still undecided or indifferent or on the fence?” Next clip! See if you can figure out what prompted this mess of an answer.

Kamala Harris: First of all, thank you both for being here. And yours is a story I hear around the country as I travel. And in terms of both rightly having the right to have aspirations and dreams and ambitions for your family and working hard and finding that the American dream is—for this generation and so many recently—far more elusive than it has been. And we need to deal with that. And there are a number of ways. One is bringing down the cost of everyday necessities, including groceries.

Greg: Charli, what do you think the question was?

Charli: Probably in response to the woman asking, “What do I do if I have found out that my husband is actually a liberal?”

Greg: Kat?

Kat: Probably just like, “How are you?” [Laughter]

Greg: Tyrus?

Tyrus: How to convince your wife it’s a good idea to have a threesome.

Greg: Vincent?

Vincent: No, seriously, where is Joe Biden?

Greg: The question that the couple asked was, “We would really love to know what your plan is to lower the cost of living.”

Greg: I was right. Here’s the next clip. This answer went on for three minutes. Here are the lowlights.

Kamala Harris: It is a wonderful and important question. You know, my background was as a prosecutor and I was also the elected attorney general for two terms of the border state. So this is not a theoretical issue for me; this is something I worked on. Sadly, where we are now can be traced most recently back to the fact that when the United States Congress members—particularly conservative Republicans—came up with a border security bill, Donald Trump called those up and said, “Don’t put that bill on the floor for a vote.” He blocked the bill. And you know why? Because he preferred to run on a problem instead of fixing a problem.

Greg: All right, Tyrus, what was the question?

Tyrus: What’s going on with your cane?

Greg: Kat?

Kat: Since she started bringing up Donald Trump, I would say someone probably asked her why she didn’t do something about something. That’s usually how it goes.

Greg: Yes, whenever they ask her to do something, it’s because of Trump. Vince?

Vince: Which McDonald’s did you work at? [Laughter]

Greg: All right, Charli?

Charli: I know the question to this. Should I just give away the answer?

Greg: Sure.

Charli: We’re dying to know because we have no [bleep] clue.

Greg: It was about the border, and she didn’t give an answer, like she never does. “Donald Trump is why…”

Charli: But did you see the guy who asked the question? He looked to the side and gave a nod. Almost like it was a joke, like it was a bet for him to go to this press conference and ask the question like she was going to answer.

Vincent: You are 1,000% right because his homeboy was sitting next to him and said, “No matter what you ask her, the answer will be Donald Trump.” And he looked at him like, “Damn, how did you know that?”

Charli: But I thought the answer to that question was, “I haven’t been to Europe.” Isn’t that the answer?

Vincent: Regardless, we were all unburdened.

Greg: Finally, this is the part of the game—it’s just a nice piece of hypocrisy. Here is Harris on guns.

Kamala Harris: I said it so powerfully at the convention when you said you have guns at the debate.

Kamala Harris: I’m a gun owner. My running mate is a gun owner.

Greg: I know that!

Kamala Harris: If anyone breaks into my house, they are getting shot.

Greg: Yes, I hear that.

Kamala Harris: Probably shouldn’t have said that. [Laughter] My staff will deal with that later.

Greg: Yes, you shouldn’t have said that because this is what you also said.

Kamala Harris: Just because you legally possess a gun in the sanctity of your locked home does not mean that we are not going to walk into that home and check to see if you have been responsible and safe in the way you conduct yourself.

Greg: Kat?

Kat: Doesn’t look good. [Laughter] She’s going to have to deal with that!

Greg: It doesn’t look good. It makes it a lot harder to say, “I’m not going to do that.” Well, roll the tape!

Vincent: Exactly!

Greg: But she’s done that so many times where she backtracks and says something completely different than she said four years ago, and no one seems to be paying attention, especially her voters. No one is paying attention.

Tyrus: Why is no one talking about the first time I’ve ever seen Oprah Winfrey’s daughter? What she wanted to say was, “Whoever that stupid [bleep] at the debate or the DNC that threw me out?” Stedman was upset; he was double parked when she literally said nothing! Oprah—if Oprah can’t save you, nobody can save you! You know what I mean? [Cheering and applause]

Vincent: If Jesus Christ came down and said, “Hey, Oprah, take it from here,” what the heck? Now I’m back.

Greg: This is somebody that bailed out felons, and again, she has different rules than the people that she rules over.

Tyrus: But this is the thing, and I will get serious because, as a gun owner, as someone who has a carry permit, that is the worst answer to give to that question, and this is the person that wants to take away my gun—the person who cannot answer the question herself. So before you start talking about guns, talk to people that are responsible about guns, and maybe then you will protect our rights as opposed to taking them away.

Greg: I like that game! That is a good game;


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1 posted on 09/21/2024 3:37:14 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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Kamala is incompetent and she doesn’t even know how to hide it behind good political blather.


2 posted on 09/21/2024 3:39:56 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (Thinking objectively is difficult. And painful. That’s why many people just cling to their biases.)
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To: RoosterRedux
"We believe in what is possible. We believe in what can be".

If you listen closely, you can hear the pine cones rolling around in her head.
3 posted on 09/21/2024 4:09:09 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: RoosterRedux

But seriously, \where\ is Joe Biden?


4 posted on 09/21/2024 4:13:08 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (When I say "We" I speak of, -not for-, "We the People")
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

She led the last cabinet meeting (with Joe in tow) and attended the Rose Ceremony (official) and performed the official notes (without Joe).


5 posted on 09/21/2024 4:15:41 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Sorry I'm driving the speed limit but some of us have warrants.)
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To: RoosterRedux

She drinks/vapes/tokes to combat the anxiety of being an imposter. She knows she’s a dope and is in terror that the jig will soon be up.


6 posted on 09/21/2024 4:22:13 AM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: RoosterRedux



7 posted on 09/21/2024 4:23:08 AM PDT by silent_jonny ("it was God alone who prevented the unthinkable from happening." ~ President Trump 7-14-24)
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To: RoosterRedux

To say that Biden-Harris won it in 2020 is like saying that shoplifters in California who steal $950 worth are winners.


8 posted on 09/21/2024 4:26:44 AM PDT by equaviator (If 60 is the new 40 then 35 must be the new 15.)
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To: RoosterRedux

later


9 posted on 09/21/2024 4:47:52 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Import The Third World,Become The Third World)
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To: RoosterRedux

As someone here posted a few days, ago: kaMAla is as dumb as a box of Barbies.

I don’t watch Gutfeld, but I’m glad that that the show has a huge viewership; maybe some truth about the evil witch will leak out to people who need to hear.


10 posted on 09/21/2024 4:52:11 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (I'm voting for the convicted felon with the pierced ear. )
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To: RoosterRedux

We are living in a post rational, post truth culture. Arguments so based, are ineffective. It’s all about emoting now and the Dem’s are better at that than our side. Low info voters and the purple-haired are eating it up. The answer is a true spiritual awakening. Since that is unlikely, prepare to be further enslaved by your own government.


11 posted on 09/21/2024 5:20:32 AM PDT by Lake Living
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Kamala answers: “Doug ended his first marriage for a variety of reasons, many years ago, not because he knocked up his kid’s nanny. He is a great father, and continues to be a great friend to his first wife, and I am really proud of the warm and supportive blended family Doug, and I have built together.”

OPRAH’s question: “In 2024, Kamala, you become the Democratic nominee for president. Your husband, Doug Emhoff, delivered a moving speech at the DNC about you, his wife, where he concluded, “Kamala was exactly the right person for me to marry at an important moment in my life. And at this moment in our nation’s history, she is exactly the right president.”


12 posted on 09/21/2024 5:24:35 AM PDT by Liz (Faith is believing what you cannot see; its reward is to see what you believe. St Augustine)
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Kamala Harris to Oprah: “We love our country. I love our country. I know we all do. That’s why everybody is here right now—we love our country. We take pride in the privilege of being American. We believe in what is possible. We believe in what can be. And we believe in fighting for that. That is how we came into being. One of the greatest expressions of patriotism is to fight for the ideals of who we are, which includes freedom to make decisions about your own body, freedom to be safe from gun violence, freedom to have access to the ballot box, freedom to be who you are and just be.”

Greg deciphers her statement: “She’s making an argument for assisted suicide.”


13 posted on 09/21/2024 5:32:15 AM PDT by Liz (Faith is believing what you cannot see; its reward is to see what you believe. St Augustine)
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To: RoosterRedux
She always goes into her cutesy blather like a California “Z list” actress who is auditioning

She is always “ON” and yet never conveys anything. Her smarmy shtick really puts my teeth on edge.

Intelligent women (certainly women who want me to make them President of the US) do not go into a cheesy, seductive performance to answer a straight forward and fundamental question.

It's embarrassing, sort of like watching Marilyn Monroe sing happy birthday to JFK 😬

14 posted on 09/21/2024 5:37:38 AM PDT by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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To: Liz

“freedom to be who you are and just be.”

OMG.


15 posted on 09/21/2024 5:46:49 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (I'm voting for the convicted felon with the pierced ear. )
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To: RoosterRedux

“””””Let’s play the game, ‘Guess the Question’ by listening first to Kamala’s answer”)””””

Lol, that says it all.


16 posted on 09/21/2024 5:48:09 AM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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17 posted on 09/21/2024 5:48:32 AM PDT by jdt1138 (Where ever you go, there you are.)
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To: MayflowerMadam

Nutsy cuckoo.


18 posted on 09/21/2024 5:51:01 AM PDT by Liz (Faith is believing what you cannot see; its reward is to see what you believe. St Augustine)
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To: Telepathic Intruder; All

19 posted on 09/21/2024 6:11:28 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: RoosterRedux

That was a riot! Thanks! :)


20 posted on 09/21/2024 6:11:48 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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