Climate Activists Glue Themselves to German Airport Runway, Cancelling Dozens of Flights

Breitbart ^ | 07/24/2024 | BREITBART LONDON

[null and void]

I guess it would be hard on the aircraft to just roll over them...

'This is the captain speaking, we are expecting a bumpy landing, make sure your seat belts are fastened...'

[Charles Martel]

Speedbumps. All I see is speedbumps.

Impromptu gymkhana/autokhana/auto testing/Autocross course. Call the three guys from The Grand Tour, they're usually up for something like that.

[NorthMountain]

Aircraft tires are expensive and FOD is the bane of jet aircraft.

Just ask the Concorde ...

Snowplows are rather more robust.

[jpp113]

Nah, they’d squish up pretty good. Squish, Pop...Squish, Pop......

[2CAVTrooper]

Run them over.

A 120 pound protester is no match for a 300 ton jet.

All anyone might feel/hear is a slight thump.

[Bonemaker]

Knock yourselves out...scum.

[Ban Draoi Marbh Draoi]

That’s a good one.

Besides, the Maligators are bored and need some exercise.

[Bonemaker]

Leopards.

[Clay Moore]

It would have been a great time to pull an airliner about 50’ beyond them and do some engine run up testing.

[2CAVTrooper]

“I keep trying to tell FReepers that hornets are an under utilized crowd control tool. Drop a few hornet nests by the protestors and they’ll “unglue” themselves.”

Guinea Wasps... They’re mean little bastards.

Better yet, Africanized Honey (killer) Bees.

[jmacusa]

Or a Stuka Ju 87.

[Glad2bnuts]

Bring in the snow removal equipment. You only have to do this once, and it never happens again. If the don’t have the guts for this, drive slowly and allow time for them to free themselves.

People won’t do this anymore #1 and #2, less pollution from less carbon life forms.

[Glad2bnuts]

100%

[2CAVTrooper]

“It would have been a great time to pull an airliner about 50’ beyond them and do some engine run up testing.”

Preferably something with afterburners.

[Libloather]

Needs more glue.