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To: ChicagoConservative27

“I wonder what idiot removed them in the first place”

Since the article conveniently fails to mention it I have good idea who it was


2 posted on 06/19/2024 1:23:46 PM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: V_TWIN

Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

4 posted on 06/19/2024 1:24:36 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s² )
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