[If You Want It Fixed - Fix It]

Twitter is for old people. Now it’s for perverted people of all ages.

[packagingguy]

“Well, uh, my name is Roberta, and... I’m addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly.”

From “”Sorority Boys”

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0279781/quotes/

Sorry it’s the first thing that came to mind.