Yep, BLadder cancer would fit right inti the situation, or even a seriios inbection with the Urinary tract or kidnies.
I sometimes think he is cursed for his pecadillos with his current spouse, at the hands of Lady Diana’s ghost.
As for the princess, the best speculation I’ve seen is a temporary ostomy bag and she’s staying out of sight until things can be restored.
As if “Lady Diana” didn’t have her own skeletons in her closet. She’s been turned into a deity, because she died tragically and young, but this whole “Diana is a victim” narrative is ridiculous.