Funny one.
Joke.
A woman died and went to question St.Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Please, I want to find my husband.” “Who is he, we have lots of people up here, madam.” “I’ve got to find him to reunite with him. We said we’d be true to each other and never stray in our marriage. And I’ve been a chaste woman after he passed away.”
St.Peter: “Madam, please tell me his name and I’ll look up his record.”
Woman: “John Smith.”
St.Peter: “We have a huge number of John Smiths.”
Woman: “From California.”
St.Peter: “Sorry, still so many John Smiths.”
Woman (in tears): “You’ve got to find him. I was always true to him and chaste. He said before he died he would turn over in his grave if I ever strayed from that vow even once.”
St.Peter: “Oh! (laughing) I can help you right now. Everybody up here knows Whirling John Smith.”
Justice Kavanaugh to Colorado: “President Trump has not been charged with [insurrection].”
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